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    you guys, the walmart twilight plush is terrifying.  I want it so hard.  My roommate is horrified.  I made you guys this.  are u arouse.

    you guys, the walmart twilight plush is terrifying.  I want it so hard.  My roommate is horrified.  I made you guys this.  are u arouse.

     
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    askr34rainbowdash:

I drew a thing for my roommate at 1 AM because that’s what we do. She was convinced halfway I was drawing her fursona with my dog, so it became a German shepherd. Todd just wants to be loved. Will nobody love Todd?

MY ROOMMATE IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST AND BEST PONY.  LOOKITTHIS.  NO TODD. NO LOVE.

    askr34rainbowdash:

    I drew a thing for my roommate at 1 AM because that’s what we do. 

    She was convinced halfway I was drawing her fursona with my dog, so it became a German shepherd. Todd just wants to be loved. Will nobody love Todd?

    MY ROOMMATE IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST AND BEST PONY.  LOOKITTHIS.  NO TODD. NO LOVE.

     
  3. Customers

    1. Me: Hi, did you find everything you needed today?
    2. Customer: No, I couldn't find the winning lottery numbers. HAHAHA
    3. CUSTOMER WINS EMMY. FLIES INTO THE SUN. SHAKES HANDS WITH MY FATHER. TEARS STREAM DOWN HIS FACE AS HE HOLDS HIS ELDEST REMAINING KINS HAND AND SAYS "I WAS SO FUNNY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW." THEN DIES.
    4. Me: -Having difficulty getting an item with a bunk bar-code to scan-
    5. Customer: It must be free hahaah.
    6. Me: Gee. I guess that means I DON'T have to pay for all those newborn babies.
    7. Customer: Huh?
    8. Me: Did you want a bag today?
    9. Customer: No, I NEED a bag. HAHAHA
    10. Me: ...Sir, there's not even anything remotely funny about that.
    11. Customer: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
    12. Me: No thanks.
    13. Customer: What happens when you keep four blondes in a refrigerator?
    14. Me: You get arrested for four accounts of homicide?
    15. Customer: -awkwardly walks away-
    16. Manager: Omg.
    17. Customer looks all over the 'closed door sign' we have on one side of the store and then suddenly is all up in my p-bits when I'm trying to go to break.
    18. Customer: That sign says that door is closed, can I not go out that way?
    19. Me: Lol, seriously? You're welcome to try, I mean, why should that sign tell you what to do? -Goes on break, coming back a little later-
    20. Manager: A customer just tried to break the closed door and kept yelling that it was 'against the law' to lock the door, and that someone said they should try to get through. Please don't needle the mental people.
    21. Me: They seriously tried? omg.
    22. Me: -Cleaning my register-
    23. Customer: Wow you look bored, lemme give you something to do.
    24. Me: Well, I was cleaning the chicken juice up that you just plopped all your items into-
    25. Customer: OMG WHY DID YOU DO THAT, NOW ALL MY THINGS ARE RUINED.
    26. Me: ...
    27. Me: Okay so your total-
    28. Customer: -Waves at me in annoyance still on her phone- So I said-
    29. Me: YOUR TOTAL IS 35.89 WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG HOW ABOUT SOME GUM A REFRESHMENT WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN YOUR CART STAMPS ICE CIGARETTES HOWS THE WEATHER TODAY BOY I SURE DO LIKE YOUR HAIR.
     
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    ONE OF MY AMIGOS IS TURNING 25 AND WANTED SAILOR SCOUT PONE.  SO THUS I DELIVER SAILOR SCOUT PONE.

    ONE OF MY AMIGOS IS TURNING 25 AND WANTED SAILOR SCOUT PONE.  SO THUS I DELIVER SAILOR SCOUT PONE.

     
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    My newly dyed hair looks like LUNAS.  I WIN.

    My newly dyed hair looks like LUNAS.  I WIN.

     
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    TERRIBLE THINGS.

    TERRIBLE THINGS.

     
  7. FUCKIN-.  Trying to come up with a suitable cosplay for BFF involving steams and loons.  :U  YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY DOES THIS LOOK GOOD. SOS.  Ego, if you don’t tell me what you think I swear on this damn hot dog.  omg.

     
  8. Taking Requests

    Hi everyone!  I’m taking requests for artwork.  I do ask that peoples OC’s not be TOO crazy, and I’d love to get some anthro work in!  Please send an ask with your pony oc, and a simple pose to be done.  Also, please specify if you’d like Anthro, or regular pony.  I will get to work on them, and they will be posted using your ask, so keep an eye out!

     
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    Finally kinda popped back into my grove.  Have a moon pony.  :o  It’s supposed to be Luna obviously but I completely forgot the horn.  Maybe it’s their relaxed state and Alicorns puff out their extremities like porcupines when threatened.  

    Finally kinda popped back into my grove.  Have a moon pony.  :o  It’s supposed to be Luna obviously but I completely forgot the horn.  Maybe it’s their relaxed state and Alicorns puff out their extremities like porcupines when threatened.  

     
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    I KINDA LOVE THE IDEA OF PONES HAVING BEARDS THAT MATCH THEIR HAIR COLOR.  O3O

    I KINDA LOVE THE IDEA OF PONES HAVING BEARDS THAT MATCH THEIR HAIR COLOR.  O3O